As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Fashion crimes of the past come back to haunt us all! π ππ Related funny posts π I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago. I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up. Itβs not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content. Coffee, because I donβt have time for a manslaughter charge. Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.