I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂 Related funny posts 🤝 It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do! A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed. Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.