At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"By 40, Iβll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! πππ€£" Related funny posts π€ Iβm at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work. All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one Iβm getting off at. I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible. Donβt let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die. You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.