At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you channel your inner "Game of Jobs" vibes ππ #InterviewRoyalty Related funny posts π€ In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by βYou complete me.β I havenβt worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me βwhat are you looking for, detective?β When someone asks me what my dream job is, itβs just like “I donβt know dude, I donβt dream about jobs” Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question. I used to think β9 to 5β means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.