Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know youβre doing it wrong. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When in doubt, just wing it with punctuation; even your keyboard is confused πβοΈ Related funny posts π€ A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. I canβt afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way. Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game? Donβt be alarmed at my semicolon usage; Iβm a professional. There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.