My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're 70% water and 100% winging it! π§π€·ββοΈπ΄ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? I generally donβt know what the hell Iβm doing, but Iβm really good at it. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?