At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man. Commentary:"Who said you can't have popcorn-worthy drama even from the afterlife? 👀🍿 #DramaFromTheGrave 💁♀️💀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
