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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Commentary:
"Surviving a near-death experience is one thing, but dodging a 'Hey, stranger!' text 5 months later? That takes true resilience and a good block button! 😂📱 #JustSurvivorThings"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, curiosity, doing, humor, kill, message, months, past, relationship, survival, text, time on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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