Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.
  • Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.
  • Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.
  • Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
  • Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.
  • How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?