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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Funny innovation quotes
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.
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"Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"
Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
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👶🔬 Watch out, folks! Forget about technology, babies have mastered the art of being grumpy geniuses! They are the true pioneers of mood swings and tantrums – the trendsetters of irrational crankiness since day one! Keep an eye out for their next groundbreaking discoveries in the world of tiny tempers! 😂#BabyMoodInnovators
It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.
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"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"
One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
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Well, well, the future of safe sex just got a high-tech upgrade! 🚀🎉 Who knew condoms would one day double as personal trainers and travel agents? 🚂💪🏼 Just imagine the awkward conversations when your condom gives you feedback on your performance – "Sorry, buddy, you need to work on your stamina!" 😂 #FutureTechGoals #SmarterSex