Commentary:
Is that what they mean by “apps gettin’ rich quick”? 🍏💸😄
Funny fee quotes
Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.
Commentary:
Oh sure, my wallet needs more punishment for running out of cash! 😂💸
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"
We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
Commentary:
"Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"