34 funny waste quotes - Wordgag

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

May 23, 2026

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

May 23, 2026

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

May 22, 2026

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

May 22, 2026

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

May 22, 2026

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

May 22, 2026

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

May 22, 2026

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

May 21, 2026

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

May 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

May 21, 2026

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

May 21, 2026

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

May 20, 2026

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

May 20, 2026

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

May 20, 2026

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

May 20, 2026

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

May 19, 2026

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

May 19, 2026

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

May 19, 2026

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

May 18, 2026

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

May 18, 2026

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Apr 1, 2026

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Apr 1, 2026

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Apr 1, 2026

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Mar 31, 2026

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Mar 31, 2026

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Mar 31, 2026

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Mar 30, 2026

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Mar 30, 2026

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Mar 29, 2026

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Mar 29, 2026

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Mar 28, 2026

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Mar 28, 2026

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Mar 28, 2026

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Mar 26, 2026