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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

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Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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