Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.