Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
  • I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
  • Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
  • There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.