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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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