Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
Funny roles quotes
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
Commentary:
Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Commentary:
"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️
The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"
In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.
Commentary:
🎶 Sounds like your kids have taken over as the DJs at home! 🎧 Maybe it's time to trade in your "Parent DJ" badge for a "Music Volume Supervisor" one! 🔊 Embrace the new hierarchy – rock on, little ones! 🤘
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Commentary:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"