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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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