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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿
Funny fictional quotes
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
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"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"