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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
13 Funny fiction quotes
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.
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When self-help books tell you to organize your life, but fiction helps you embrace the chaos 🧠📚😂
I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.
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Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! 📋😂✍️
Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?
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"Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"
They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
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"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.
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Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles
Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.
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"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"
What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?
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Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!