Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. ποΈπ π Related funny posts π I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers?