15 funny expenses quotes - Wordgag

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

May 27, 2026

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

May 27, 2026

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

May 27, 2026

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

May 26, 2026

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

May 26, 2026

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

May 26, 2026

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

May 24, 2026

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

May 23, 2026

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

May 22, 2026

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

May 22, 2026

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

May 21, 2026

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

May 21, 2026

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

May 21, 2026

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

May 20, 2026

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

May 20, 2026