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"Remember, don't try to buddy up with bison – they're not looking to expand their social circle! 🐃✋ Better to let them roam in peace and avoid any awkward hoofshakes. 😉 #FriendzonedByBison"

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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