Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
