Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Commentary:
“Remember, don’t try to buddy up with bison – they’re not looking to expand their social circle! 🐃✋ Better to let them roam in peace and avoid any awkward hoofshakes. 😉 #FriendzonedByBison”

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