Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.