Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ready with my tomato catapult for your next misadventure π π―π€£ Related funny posts π€ Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if itβs cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Growing up, I didnβt think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are. I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’