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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Ready with my tomato catapult for your next misadventure 🍅🎯🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blocking, criminal, enough, humor, i, insult, medieval, throw, tomato on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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