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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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