Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.