37 Funny service quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

  Commentary:
  Imagine paying for virtual stickers when you could be buying *real* stickers instead 🎨😂👾

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Netflix paradox—it's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! 🍿🎬 Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! 😂📱

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where we all become mail carriers overnight – delivering mail like it's nobody's business! 📬💌 Better start practicing those door-to-door delivery skills, folks! 😄 #PostmanLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService

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