Brains are awesome. I wish I had one. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wish I could order one on Amazon Primeβsame-day delivery, please! π§ π¦π Related funny posts π€ There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want. I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: donβt drink and Prime. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.