Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:In today’s episode of "I need stronger coffee," introducing Espresso Shotgun! 💥☕😁 Related funny posts 🤝 Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath? Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives? My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good. Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.