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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?