Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I… Commentary:"Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work. Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.