Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now. Commentary:"Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work. Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.