Can we skip to the rich part? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! πΈβ©π" Related funny posts π€ Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love? Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not.