Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
- “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.
- Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
- Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
- I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.