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Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! 🍭🚬 Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

1 month ago
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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

4 months ago
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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

1 month ago
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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

5 months ago
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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

1 month ago
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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

1 month ago
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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Broadcasted on Threads:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Making waves on Slack:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.