Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out. Commentary:Meanwhile, I'm just trying to decide what to have for dinner π€ππ§ββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.