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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, celery, diet, food, humor, joke, pizza, vegetables, water on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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