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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris can use laughing gas to make rocks giggle 🤣🪨🐦

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bird, chuck, Chuck Norris, exaggeration, humor, joke, kill, norris, parody, stone, stones on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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