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Funny stone quotes

Funny stone quotes 💎 bring a rock-solid dose of humor to your day! Whether you’re skipping stones or just feeling a bit boulder, these witty gems will crack you up 🤣 and leave you rolling with laughter. Perfect for nature lovers, geology geeks, or anyone who enjoys a good pun that’s set in stone! Ready to rock your mood? Let’s get stoned on laughs! 😂🪨

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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