Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. π»π Related funny posts π€ No, sorry, next week wonβt work. Iβll be a shadow of what I once was. Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first. If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again. Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men. It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.