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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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