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  • When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.
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  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
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  • Don’t give up, we must remain silly.