Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.
  • I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
  • Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.