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Someone had a real "nose" for problems and didn't "sweat" it! 😂🦨✨
15 Funny deodorant quotes
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.
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Even on rough days, let your pits smell like victory! 🙌💪🤣
Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.
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Smelling good is a 3-step process: sprinkle, spray, and soak! 🚿🧼✨
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
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That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
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"48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"
Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
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"Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase
Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.
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"Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"