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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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