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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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