Trending Funny Quotes šŸ‘‡

  • I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
  • Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.
  • No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
  • Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.
  • This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.
  • If i say ā€œmorning!ā€ to you, it does not mean ā€œgood morningā€, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.