Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDamn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea. Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.