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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focu…

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focu…

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"Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, boy, compliment, dating, focus, horoscope, humor, me, parts, relationship, sense on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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