She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Exploring new territoriesβgastro-ventures and more! ππ½οΈπ #BiteAndSeek" Related funny posts π€ Please donβt leave me to my own devices. Theyβre all out of batteries. My body is a vessel for various dips. Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.