Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨" Related funny posts 😂 There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company. Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot. I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back. Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that. Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.