There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.