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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"



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