Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice. If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
