Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDo not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck! Every room is a panic room if someone farts. Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.