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  • My favorite color is money.
  • Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.
  • You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!
  • I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.
  • Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.