funny rescue quotes - Wordgag

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

May 27, 2026

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

May 24, 2026

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

May 24, 2026

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

May 22, 2026

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

May 21, 2026

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

May 20, 2026

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

May 20, 2026

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

May 19, 2026

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Apr 1, 2026

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Mar 31, 2026