My favorite color is money. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Same! I'm over here trying to make my bank account more vibrant! π΅ππ" Related funny posts π€ Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.