Doctor said I am terminally chill. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's a diagnosis I can live with, doc! 😎🩺🌴 Related funny posts 🤝 Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg. I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health. I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over. Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.