Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow? Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! πππ" Related funny posts π Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you. The pizza delivery guys say βsee you tomorrowβ to everyone, right? Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!